"God help me, I'm so relaxed out here alone that this salad seems hilarious."
How to shed light on the ludicrous nature of advertising:
- Find a typical stock photo. Old people cycling (arthritis meds), middle-aged couples kissing (Viagra), women dressed in white doing cartwheels (anything menstrual), or what-have-you.
- Then find a bunch of others exactly like it.
- Group them together.
- Laugh until you pee a little.
For instance, here’s a tribute to women laughing alone with salad. I’m pretty sure SELF Magazine has the market cornered on these shots.
I am Jaime, wife to Jacob. We are the smitten, stupefied, sometimes scared silly parents of a precious boy nicknamed Seabass and a darling girl nicknamed Sweet Chuck.
Higher Highs, Lower Lows 
Lol gotta love advertisements.
I laugh while eating salad in one circumstance only: when it’s laced with uppers. Otherwise, I’m not happy eating salad, because hey, it’s salad. And really, I’d rather have some Oreos.
Excellent post, J. I think I’m gonna go look up images of cats wearing sombreros.
Yes, I don’t understand the two old people holding hands while sitting in SEPARATE bath tubs on a CLIFF. What does that have to do with getting it on in your retirement years?