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chuck salad</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-03T19:30:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2014/02/24/hope-for-the-ppd-mom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dsc09410.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC09410</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dsc09421.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC09421</image:title><image:caption>Seabass on his new pedal 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Dining</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/dsc09380.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC09380</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/dsc09379.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC09379</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/dsc09378.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC09378</image:title><image:caption>After</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/dsc09376.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC09376</image:title><image:caption>View into 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Kitchen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-19T16:28:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/12/30/the-mouth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/17420.jpg</image:loc><image:title>17420</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-31T19:59:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/12/11/just-get-this-child-to-three-years-old/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/dsc09192.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC09192</image:title><image:caption>Wearing the Halloween costume my mom made for me when I was three.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/1207031035-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1207031035 (2)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-03T00:37:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/11/06/slumber-my-darling/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-08T16:31:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/10/28/they-are-beautiful/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/dsc09073.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC09073</image:title><image:caption>My beautiful babes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-29T21:41:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/10/09/its-so-effing-hard/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/dsc06050.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC06050</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-12T11:08:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/09/06/5-days-of-nuggets-day-five-short-and-sweet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/before1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>before1</image:title><image:caption>Hating life.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/before2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>before2</image:title><image:caption>Hating life.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/after2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>after2</image:title><image:caption>Loving life.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/after1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>after1</image:title><image:caption>Loving life.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-29T18:13:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/09/04/5-days-of-nuggets-day-three-they-will-know-us-by-the-trail-of-the-cheerios/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/dsc08991.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08991</image:title><image:caption>Snack happens.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-05T14:27:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/09/05/5-days-of-nuggets-day-four-easier-than-parenting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dsc08981.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08981</image:title><image:caption>Easier than parenting.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-03T18:45:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/09/09/the-day-daddy-nearly-smoked-a-stolen-doobie/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-18T22:11:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/09/03/5-days-of-nuggets-day-two-ruining-it-for-the-rest-of-us/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/dsc08983.jpg</image:loc><image:title>First day of school</image:title><image:caption>First day of school.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-03T23:19:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/09/02/5-days-of-nuggets-day-one-this-is-love/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/dsc08990.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08990</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-03T23:19:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/08/21/sweet-chuck-has-dracula-disease/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-28T01:40:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/08/20/scene-involving-excrement-from-a-recent-swim-lesson/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/kids-in-bathtub.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kids in bathtub</image:title><image:caption>If he peed in the pool, what, oh what, are they bathing in?!?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/dsc08976.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08976</image:title><image:caption>Our little Jack-o-Lantern.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-28T01:43:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/08/05/confidence-and-poise-thats-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/mirror.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mirror</image:title><image:caption>So much better.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-01T20:25:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/07/31/i-give-you-this-i-give-you-that/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-06T16:39:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/07/11/addendum-to-the-potty-training-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/corb-in-the-lake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Corb in the lake</image:title><image:caption>I'm going right now. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/with-oompa-at-the-lake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>With Oompa at the lake</image:title><image:caption>With Oompa at the lake. I'm pretty sure he's saying "I just went on Oompa's leg!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-06T02:15:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/07/10/dear-future-wife-of-seabass-hope-youre-cool-with-a-grown-man-who-wears-diapers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/photo-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (12)</image:title><image:caption>Bored and photo-boothing it on a recent flight to Idaho.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-24T02:37:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/06/20/when-kai-named-the-baby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/kai-and-jenny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kai and Jenny</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-21T04:24:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/06/12/hey-sheryl-sandberg-i-leaned-in-and-she-barfed-on-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/lean-in_custom-575cb1cc7e2e0e704abfffbc2a0ce498dafad0f8-s6-c30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lean in</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-17T22:01:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/06/10/how-can-i-say-this-without-offending-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/gums.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gums</image:title><image:caption>You can't really see the two new teeth coming in here, but I (and my boobs) promise you they're there.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/cutest-sweet-chuck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cutest Sweet Chuck</image:title><image:caption>I mean, just LOOK at that.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/cutest-pigtails.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cutest pigtails</image:title><image:caption>...or as Seabass likes to call them, "tonypails."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/cutest-nape.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cutest nape</image:title><image:caption>This one's going out to Oma, who has a serious weakness for curls at the nape of the 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Good</image:title><image:caption>Doin' good.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-21T22:59:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/05/02/i-screamed-at-the-top-of-my-lungs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/rubens.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rubens</image:title><image:caption>...aaaaaand the real version.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/mary-cassatt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mary Cassatt</image:title><image:caption>The Facebook version of our life at home.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-06-01T00:04:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/04/24/good-for-the-eyes-quite-literally/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/carrots-are-good-for-your-eyes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carrots are good for your eyes</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-04T16:59:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/04/16/never-forget-because-there-are-birds-flying-and-helicopters-and-airplanes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/good-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>good day</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/good-day-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>good day 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-17T04:33:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/04/09/wish-id-thought-of-this-first/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/tumblr_ml008v6m861sn7lxto1_1280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_ml008v6m861sn7lxto1_1280</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-09T20:57:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/04/01/youre-welcome-spring-photo-purge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dsc08604.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A boy and his dog</image:title><image:caption>A boy and his dog</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dsc08611.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mama love</image:title><image:caption>Mama love</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dsc08617.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Watching the airplanes</image:title><image:caption>Watching the airplanes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dsc08618.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Airport brunch date with Mama</image:title><image:caption>Airport brunch date with Mama</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dsc08620.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A pretty spring day outside</image:title><image:caption>A pretty spring day outside</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dsc08623.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cool guy</image:title><image:caption>Cool guy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dsc08627.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Barely making it into the  swim suit on the first day</image:title><image:caption>Barely making it into the  swim suit on the first day</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dsc08629.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pool day</image:title><image:caption>Sweet Chuck's first pool day</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dsc08640.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Uncontained cuteness</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dsc08642.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Check out Flat Head on the left</image:title><image:caption>Check out Flat Head on the left</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-17T04:25:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/03/28/tax-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/cute-and-completely-insane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cute and completely insane</image:title><image:caption>Cute and completely insane.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (9)</image:title><image:caption>A little bling never hurt anyone.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-29T00:31:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/03/26/free-agent/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-27T02:41:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/03/19/omg-she-slept-eleven-hours-last-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/first-solids.jpg</image:loc><image:title>First solids</image:title><image:caption>My hero.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-22T18:05:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/03/14/regrets/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/wesmantooth2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wesmantooth2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-14T21:43:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/03/13/shacking-up-together/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/retired-gangsters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Retired Gangsters</image:title><image:caption>Jake calls this the 'retired gangsters in Florida" look.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/better-get-used-to-these-bars-kid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Better get used to these bars, kid</image:title><image:caption>Better get used to these bars, kid.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-14T09:48:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/03/07/mothers-brain-spontaneously-explodes-while-grocery-shopping-with-children/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc08601.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08601</image:title><image:caption>My gorgeous lovelies.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-11T20:29:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/02/28/thank-you-mom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/mom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mom</image:title><image:caption>Wonder Woman</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-01T08:01:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/02/22/baby-machine-gun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/expendables-2-comic-con-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>expendables-2-comic-con-poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-22T17:38:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/02/15/living-vicariously-through-my-babysitter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/swing-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Swing 2</image:title><image:caption>Precious treasure #2</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/swing-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Swing 1</image:title><image:caption>Precious treasure #1</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-16T17:48:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/02/07/radiohead-vs-the-bible/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dsc08564.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08564</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-05T06:32:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/01/29/not-gonna-sugar-coat-it/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-04T23:43:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/01/25/freaking-sick-season/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-28T19:49:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2013/01/15/getting-over-my-postpartum-body-image-trying-anyway/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-1-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crown</image:title><image:caption>Queen Sweet Chuck</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dsc08539.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rolls</image:title><image:caption>Is anyone concerned that Sweet Chuck is missing meals?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-3-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cyndi Lauper </image:title><image:caption>...and from the exersaucer to the Bumbo!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/exersaucer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Exersaucer</image:title><image:caption>Graduating from the bouncer to the exersaucer...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-15T21:28:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/12/18/on-faith/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/i-9lkmbc3-x3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>i-9LkmBc3-X3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-21T21:18:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/12/11/sounds-of-sweet-chuck/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-14T20:10:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/12/04/girl-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_2029.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2029</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_1971.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TOMS</image:title><image:caption>Who can resist a pair of tiny pink TOMS?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_1966.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A with tutu</image:title><image:caption>The gorgeous mom-to-be</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_1943.jpg</image:loc><image:title>loot</image:title><image:caption>Loot!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_1932.jpg</image:loc><image:title>J and SC</image:title><image:caption>It's official: My child dwarfs me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_1912.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1912</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_19111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drinks</image:title><image:caption>Pink sangria and twirly straws in mason jars.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_19041.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Food</image:title><image:caption>Pink champagne cake from The Madonna Inn, smoothie shooters with whip, and spiced popcorn.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_19031.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bunting</image:title><image:caption>Thanks to my crafty mama for providing the bunting and the hot pink trees.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-04T19:39:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/11/28/whos-my-pretty-baby/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-23T16:22:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/11/21/one-feather-seabass-is-thankful-for-you-too/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>One Feather</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-22T15:29:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/11/15/baby-bouncing-playlist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/kids-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kids 6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/kids-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kids 5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/kids-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kids 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/kids-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kids 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/kids-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kids 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/kids-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kids 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-15T23:32:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/11/06/explanation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RAV</image:title><image:caption>Rav 4 for sale.  Buyer must like Cinderella.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/jakeworkinghard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mr. Function</image:title><image:caption>Mister Function.  And yes, I use this photo on purpose as retribution for making me drive a minivan.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/headshot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Miss Form</image:title><image:caption>Miss Form</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-08T02:39:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/11/01/the-darkest-day-of-my-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/dsc08442.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Minivan Sorrow</image:title><image:caption>Operation Humiliation: COMPLETE.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-09T17:47:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/10/29/no-more-babies/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-01T17:42:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/10/25/imagination/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/564764_4678136320836_711267515_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My little daydreamer</image:title><image:caption>My little daydreamer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/60704_4681967776620_931337164_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Our completed tribe.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-08T22:25:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/10/17/pity-party-a-night-in-the-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/photo-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The scene.</image:title><image:caption>The scene.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-23T19:45:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/us.jpg</image:loc><image:title>us</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-09-03T18:24:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/about-sweet-chuck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/norriskick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>norriskick</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-17T11:42:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/10/02/all-my-children/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/photo-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (2)</image:title><image:caption>Um, since when was Seabass a full-grown man?  And what's he doing in that stroller?  I mean, for being a full-grown man, can't he WALK?!?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-04T17:11:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/09/25/le-birth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/contraction-history.jpg</image:loc><image:title>contraction history</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/sweet-chuck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sweet Chuck</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/seabass-and-sweet-chuck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seabass and Sweet Chuck</image:title><image:caption>A kiss on the head for sister.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/new-guitar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>new guitar</image:title><image:caption>Seabass received a gift from Sweet Chuck when we came home from the hospital, hoping to soften the blow of big changes in his life.  This is a shot of him playing his new dog-guitar.  Thank you Jesus, he has not yet lost interest in it completely.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/new-baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>new baby</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/great-shot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Great shot</image:title><image:caption>Though midwife Sandra delivered the baby, our doctor did finally arrive to do damage control.  Here's a great shot of him discussing my bottom half as framed between my knees after the birth.  Did I take this picture?!?  And how was it meant to be received?!?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/fresh-out.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fresh out</image:title><image:caption>Fresh from the oven.  Note my glistening forehead.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/feetie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>feetie</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/daddy-and-girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>daddy and girl</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/big-girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>big girl</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-28T18:53:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/09/20/recipe-for-the-famous-labor-inducing-banana-nut-bread/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dsc08318.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08318</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dsc08317.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08317</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/due-date2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Due date2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/due-date.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Due date</image:title><image:caption>Me looking awesome in my apron.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-21T05:06:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/09/17/9months/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/9months.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9months</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-18T03:20:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/09/14/the-cult-of-dr-awesome/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/ecobambino.jpg</image:loc><image:title>EcoBambino</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/kleankanteensippycolors.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kleankanteensippycolors</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/6-pack-mom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6-pack mom</image:title><image:caption>Well, that's just embarrassing.  They've somehow managed to Photoshop my abs onto this woman's body.  I tell ya.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-21T23:52:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/09/12/learning-manners/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dsc08206.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08206</image:title><image:caption>Sneaky bugger.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-13T14:35:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/09/04/mamas-little-gourmand/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dsc08238.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08238</image:title><image:caption>You know, mummy, I think you're right.  This isn't an Italian plum - it's a *Burgundy* plum.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-06T15:47:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/09/06/need-name-suggestions-for-our-newest-addition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dumb-dumber-unrated-edition-20060119033605174-000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seabass</image:title><image:caption>Find a happy place!  Find a happy place!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-07-22T18:53:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/08/21/blog-hijack-honest-toddler/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-30T03:07:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/08/14/a-tale-of-two-bellies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/dsc08118.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8 mos</image:title><image:caption>August 12, 2012.  Five weeks before #2 is due.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/8-mos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8 mos</image:title><image:caption>April 3, 2010.  Five weeks before Seabass hatched.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-23T13:45:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/08/10/a-world-swaddled-in-golden-hued-mythology-about-parenthood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/71404398.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kimberly Wong</image:title><image:caption>Public defender Kimberly Wong, who suffered severe postpartum depression, founded the Los Angeles County Perinatal Mental Health Task Force to raise awareness about the illness. (Christina House, For The Times / July 29, 2012)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-10T21:19:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/08/09/seabass-swears-hes-not-pooping/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/pants-on-fire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pants-on-fire</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-11T00:48:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/08/03/what-do-you-say-when-your-butt-hurts-and-you-havent-slept-in-weeks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/0722021156.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Golfing at Black Lake</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/0719022251.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sleeping at Batman marathon</image:title><image:caption>A lot of you have asked how the babymoon went, and I'm happy to report that it was 100% blissful.  Even the Batman marathon.  Though, I admit, I wasn't exactly conscious through the entire thing.  Here's a (very grainy and dark) shot of me enjoying a nap between movies.  And yes, that's me laying on the disgusting carpet of the Fremont Theater.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-11-14T09:00:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/07/30/a-brief-lexicon-of-seabass/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/0617021237a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0617021237a</image:title><image:caption>"Mama, fold these."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-31T19:53:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/07/17/three-critical-differences-between-this-babymoon-and-the-last-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/babymoon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>babymoon</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/staycation4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>staycation4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/preggo-golf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Preggo golf</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/darkknight_logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>darkknight_logo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-20T05:48:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/07/11/when-going-green-goes-all-wrong/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/maxi-pad1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Maxi pad</image:title><image:caption>Exactly what you think it is.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-13T07:07:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/07/02/seeking-advice-mamas-boy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dsc08058.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08058</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dsc08057.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08057</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-11T21:45:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/06/27/to-the-mean-woman-who-passed-me-on-the-bob-jones-bike-trail/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-30T06:53:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/06/25/gestational-diabetesawesome/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/will-ferrell-birth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>will ferrell birth</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/fetal_macrosomia-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fetal_Macrosomia-3</image:title><image:caption>OMG no no no.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-02T02:02:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/06/20/only-slightly-less-tragic-than-being-a-pregnant-teen/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-21T03:33:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/06/11/honesty-time-ppd-update/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/pills-are-good.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pills are good</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-13T14:24:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/06/08/jazz-hands/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jazz-hands.png</image:loc><image:title>Jazz Hands</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/fred-and-ginger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fred and Ginger</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-14T02:53:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/05/30/thank-you-4-h/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/photo-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (4)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/photo-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (3)</image:title><image:caption>"Itty Bitty Baby Dress" pattern available here: http://www.made-by-rae.com/2008/04/free-itty-bitty-baby-dress-pattern/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/photo-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (2)</image:title><image:caption>"Snappy Toddler Dress" pattern available here: http://prudentbaby.com/2010/05/baby-kid/snappy-toddler-top-free-downloadable-pattern-2/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-01T16:04:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/05/16/gratification-vs-achievement-i-guess-parents-arent-as-unhappy-as-we-thought/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/young_happy_family_at_beach_17161.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beach family</image:title><image:caption>Um...maybe not THIS happy.  This image proudly taken from some miserable stock photo website.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-17T21:49:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/05/14/poll-time-cute-or-creepy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/popped-button.jpg</image:loc><image:title>popped button</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-13T18:27:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/05/10/to-a-beautiful-funky-boy-on-his-second-birthday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hb-seabass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HB Seabass</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-31T18:44:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/05/04/the-secret-life-of-seabass/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/praying-toddler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Praying Toddler</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-09T22:00:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/05/02/the-reveal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ultrasound4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ultrasound4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ultrasound3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ultrasound3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ultrasound2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ultrasound2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ultrasound1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ultrasound1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-03T01:45:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/04/26/amid-the-good-times-a-reality-check/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/dsc07790.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bad day</image:title><image:caption>Bad day.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-27T22:24:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/04/24/a-good-companion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/dsc07853.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hermitage</image:title><image:caption>The view from my room.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-25T13:41:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/04/20/four-things-people-have-said-to-me-since-i-got-pregnant-true-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/awkward-pregnancy-shot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>awkward pregnancy shot</image:title><image:caption>Awkward pregnancy shots never get old.  Click on the photo for more.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-30T17:58:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/04/18/controversy-wednesday-friends-without-kids/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/friends-with-kids.png</image:loc><image:title>Friends with kids</image:title><image:caption>Stock photos slay me.  Who is this cute after having kids?  And who is inviting her friends over for a glass of wine while their toddler is still conscious?!?!?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-21T14:58:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/04/11/no-comment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/junior.jpg</image:loc><image:title>junior</image:title><image:caption>Perhaps this is one tummy on which my OB would not comment.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-11T21:46:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/03/28/the-things-we-never-imagined-wed-say-with-a-straight-face/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/underwear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>underwear</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-04T22:24:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/03/21/the-fussing-spot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/218414191.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Where the magic happens.</image:title><image:caption>Where the magic happens.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-05T15:43:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/03/15/stuff-happens/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/beach-jaime.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Provence beach</image:title><image:caption>Look how relaxed I was.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-16T01:31:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/03/07/the-yale-sweatshirt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/yale-sweatshirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yale sweatshirt</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-10T02:09:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/03/05/goodbye-waist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/goodnightmoon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Goodnightmoon</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/2013-calendar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2013-Calendar</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/3580_new_york_dark_l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3580_new_york_dark_l</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dsc07754.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07754</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/blue-cheese.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blue cheese</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dsc07752.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07752</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/sweatpants.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sweatpants</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dsc07750.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07750</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dsc07672.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07672</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dsc07749.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07749</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-08T03:17:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/02/24/dinner-and-a-show/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/signing-time.jpg</image:loc><image:title>signing time</image:title><image:caption>It all started innocently enough...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-25T09:39:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/02/21/the-post-in-which-i-make-a-blanket-apology-to-the-new-baby-for-hoping-its-a-girl/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/crying-seabass.png</image:loc><image:title>Crying Seabass</image:title><image:caption>How I remember your brother Seabass' early life.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-22T20:17:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/02/20/in-other-news-im-pregnant/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dsc07685.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07685</image:title><image:caption>Enjoy the attention now, little bugger.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dsc07710.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07710</image:title><image:caption>The evidence.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-21T20:45:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/02/15/to-the-owner-of-the-very-sick-dog-on-chorro-street/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dog-diarrhea-clean-up.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dog-diarrhea-clean-up</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-19T05:15:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/02/09/portrait-of-the-seabass-as-a-young-gupp/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/30530.jpg</image:loc><image:title>30530</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/30602.jpg</image:loc><image:title>30602</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/30580.jpg</image:loc><image:title>30580</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/30559.jpg</image:loc><image:title>30559</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/30516.jpg</image:loc><image:title>30516</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/30492.jpg</image:loc><image:title>30492</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/30489.jpg</image:loc><image:title>30489</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/30479.jpg</image:loc><image:title>30479</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/30459.jpg</image:loc><image:title>30459</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/30431.jpg</image:loc><image:title>30431</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-10T08:22:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/02/08/sorry-im-not-the-cool-mom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/please-mama.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Please mama</image:title><image:caption>Please mama.  Please try.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-13T20:49:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/02/01/weaning-weekend-check/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/palm-springs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Palm Springs</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-07T17:54:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/01/26/theres-a-mama-in-my-bed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/silly-mama.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Silly Mama</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-27T22:58:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/01/19/carpe-diem-or-else/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/toddler-martini.gif</image:loc><image:title>toddler-martini</image:title><image:caption>http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/011212/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-26T22:28:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/01/17/you-know-its-time-for-a-new-bra-when/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-19T19:17:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/01/12/a-nap-a-nap-my-kingdom-for-a-nap/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dsc07070.jpg</image:loc><image:title>From the archives.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-21T02:07:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2012/01/05/seabass-see-food/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/see-food.jpg</image:loc><image:title>See Food</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-26T16:08:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/12/31/domestic-disturbance-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/grin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grin</image:title><image:caption>Grin</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-05T22:41:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/12/20/the-power-of-a-loving-mother/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/img_0006-small.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Love Fest</image:title><image:caption>Love Fest</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-23T22:56:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/12/15/coccoon-obsession/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/seabass-trailling-coccoon.png</image:loc><image:title>Seabass and collection</image:title><image:caption>"The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all I need."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/linus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>linus</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/baby-cocoon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby-cocoon</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-20T18:16:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/12/12/domestic-disturbance-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/horizontal-christmas-tree-incident.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Horizontal Christmas Tree Incident (HCTI)</image:title><image:caption>The Horizontal Christmas Tree Incident (HCTI)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-13T14:48:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/12/08/domestic-disturbance-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Freakin' mouse.</image:title><image:caption>Our neighborhood disease-spreader.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-09T05:26:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/12/07/story-behind-the-photo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/corban-and-mama.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me and Mama</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-08T23:18:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/11/30/2nd-annual-white-trash-pit-stop/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/07.jpg</image:loc><image:title>07</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/06.jpg</image:loc><image:title>06</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/05.jpg</image:loc><image:title>05</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/04.jpg</image:loc><image:title>04</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/03.jpg</image:loc><image:title>03</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>02</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>01</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-01T07:15:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/11/28/mmmm-mmm-come-n-get-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/tater-tot-tacos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tater-Tot-Tacos</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-29T03:06:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/11/21/dude-wheres-my-lung/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/vintage-cough-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vintage Cough Poster</image:title><image:caption>Okay, wait.  It's not quite THIS bad.  And by the by, what the heck is going on in this scenario?  It's not so much a cough as a rocket launching out of his throat.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-23T02:33:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/11/09/new-favorite-thing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/new-favorite-thing.png</image:loc><image:title>New favorite thing</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-14T22:02:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/11/02/raising-kids-in-a-party-town/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img0689-l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG0689-L</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img0680-l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG0680-L</image:title><image:caption>2011</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dsc07392.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07392</image:title><image:caption>A Seabass dressed as a giraffe!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dsc07398.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07398</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dsc07400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07400</image:title><image:caption>Coordinating the masses of trick-or-treaters</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-12T01:07:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/10/30/dear-world-heres-why-i-havent-returned-your-phone-call/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/4523.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Today's Modern Woman</image:title><image:caption>...and buh-bye.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-02T19:07:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/10/26/seabass-fall-photo-purge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dsc07390.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07390</image:title><image:caption>With dear friend Sam, in a sweater I knitted several years ago when I was still crafty.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dsc07389.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07389</image:title><image:caption>Punkin head.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dsc07387.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07387</image:title><image:caption>Riding the forklift at Daddy's work in costume, aka reenacting a dream I once had.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dsc07385.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07385</image:title><image:caption>Free Halloween photos at the park.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dsc07383.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07383</image:title><image:caption>Our favorite park ever: Secret-slash-Pocket Park.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dsc07376.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07376</image:title><image:caption>Sigh.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dsc07374.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07374</image:title><image:caption>A giraffe ate my baby.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dsc07370.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07370</image:title><image:caption>Gotta represent.  Care of Miss Ashley.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dsc07368.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07368</image:title><image:caption>The old pigskin.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dsc07366.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07366</image:title><image:caption>Mamma, what's T-E-T-A-N-U-S?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-28T02:50:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/10/17/i-have-seen-the-pit-of-hell-and-it-looks-a-lot-like-my-toilet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/toiletbowl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ToiletBowl</image:title><image:caption>Noooooooooo!!!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-24T00:13:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/10/04/has-daddy-finally-snapped-nope-hes-just-reading-a-bedtime-story/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-12T03:52:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/09/30/heres-why-i-keep-getting-up-in-the-morning/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/dsc07280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07280</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-30T17:39:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/09/28/not-yet-ready/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/beach4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beach4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/beach3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beach3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/beach2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beach2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/beach1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beach1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-03T07:04:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/09/27/balance-is-not-overrated/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/balance.jpg</image:loc><image:title>balance</image:title><image:caption>As a mom, finding balance can be this hard.  And this dangerous.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-29T18:06:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/09/16/pretty-much-yeah/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-27T19:59:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/09/08/a-seabass-in-the-berry-patch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/seabass-in-the-berry-patch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seabass in the berry patch</image:title><image:caption>Cracked out on blackberries.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-08T21:18:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/09/07/late-night-play-date/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/raccoons-playing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>raccoons playing</image:title><image:caption>No, no.  Not playing like that.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-08T15:12:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/09/06/the-portrait-of-leisure/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/beautiful-preggo-shot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pregnant</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-07T04:12:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/09/01/wordpress-keeps-screwing-up-my-life/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-02T00:45:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/08/25/mexsana-saved-seabass-butt-literally/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mexsana.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mexsana</image:title><image:caption>Old-school awesomeness in a bottle.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-26T03:31:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/08/18/follow-up-minivans-and-depression-coincidence/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/seabass-anti-minivan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seabass anti minivan</image:title><image:caption>Ew, minivans.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/minivans.jpg</image:loc><image:title>minivans</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-25T20:01:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/08/17/controversy-wednesday-minivans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/250px-volkswagen_vanagon_syncro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>250px-Volkswagen_Vanagon_Syncro</image:title><image:caption>Mmmmm, Vanagon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/no-minivan-boys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>No Minivan Boys</image:title><image:caption>Ouch!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/no-minivans.jpg</image:loc><image:title>No Minivans</image:title><image:caption>Ouch!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-25T05:09:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/08/16/me-ppd-an-entertaining-radio-show/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/congalton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo by Christopher Gardner. Sept 2003Dave Congalton</image:title><image:caption>The Dave Congalton Show</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-26T03:30:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/08/10/controversy-wednesday-really-good-really-inappropriate-music/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/cheech_and_chong-cheech_and_chongs_greates_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cheech_And_Chong-Cheech_and_Chongs_Greates_3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/lemonsqueeze-707459.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LemonSqueeze-707459</image:title><image:caption>Ahem.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/booboos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BooBoo's</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-15T23:25:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/08/04/all-thats-missing-are-a-halo-and-wings/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-05T02:14:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/08/02/an-uninvited-guest-wears-out-its-welcome/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-10T21:31:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/07/26/an-actual-conversation-i-had-last-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/strawberry-seabass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>STRAWBERRY SEABASS</image:title><image:caption>Enough sittin around, kid.  Time to train.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-27T17:07:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/07/22/super-moms-epically-bad-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/flour-on-the-floor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flour on the floor</image:title><image:caption>Did I seriously have the presence of mind to take this photo?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-25T19:13:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/07/13/controversy-wednesday-self-esteem/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/therapy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>therapy</image:title><image:caption>Lou Brooks</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-14T17:48:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/07/12/omg-hes-talking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/seal_id.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seal_id</image:title><image:caption>Where tough little non-communicative babies become brilliant young men.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-13T06:11:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/07/05/seabass-and-mama-in-idaho-our-vacation-thus-far/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/idaho6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>So big!</image:title><image:caption>So big!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/idaho7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The lake</image:title><image:caption>The lake</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/idaho5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>On the lake</image:title><image:caption>On the lake</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/idaho8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>On Oompa's Boat</image:title><image:caption>On Oompa's Boat</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/idaho4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fishy kisses</image:title><image:caption>Fishy kisses</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/idaho3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oma and Oompa's house, all decked out</image:title><image:caption>Oma and Oompa's house, all decked out</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/idaho2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hot day = hose + kiddie pool</image:title><image:caption>Hot day = hose + kiddie pool</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/idaho1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seabass and Oma</image:title><image:caption>Seabass and Oma</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oompa buying fireworks</image:title><image:caption>Oompa buying fireworks</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The biggest firework available: The HEAVY BASTARD</image:title><image:caption>The biggest firework available: The HEAVY BASTARD</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-05T22:52:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/06/30/one-week-in-idaho-and-im-already-an-expert-fisherman/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/2011_0627jaimesfish00021.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2011_0627jaimesfish0002</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/2011_0627jaimesfish0002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2011_0627jaimesfish0002</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-07T22:32:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/06/28/update-we-are-alive/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/baby_airplane_350w_263h.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby_airplane_350w_263h</image:title><image:caption>I'd smile too if I didn't have a baby on a plane.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-23T11:36:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/06/21/what-am-i-supposed-to-do-with-you-for-three-months-let-alone-three-minutes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/endless-summer2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>endless-summer2</image:title><image:caption>Endless Summer takes on an entirely new meaning.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-24T01:09:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/06/14/fun-with-fertility-or-how-i-got-pregnant-at-trader-joes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dsc07059.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07059</image:title><image:caption>Giddy up!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-18T19:47:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/06/13/two-different-organisms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dsc07054.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07054</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-13T20:39:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/06/09/1227/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dsc07053.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07053</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-29T05:32:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/06/07/this-mama-likes-a-walking-baby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dsc07050.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07050</image:title><image:caption>First course: Dirt.  Second course: Camera.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-09T00:13:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/06/01/twerent-me-mama-i-swear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dsc070342.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07034</image:title><image:caption>bad boy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dsc070341.jpg</image:loc><image:title>plastic bag monster</image:title><image:caption>bad boy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dsc07034.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Plastic bag monster</image:title><image:caption>Bad boy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-04T23:06:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/05/27/and-the-most-hardcore-family-slash-fastest-labor-award-for-2011-goes-to/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/img_2023.jpg</image:loc><image:title>And the Most Hardcore Family - slash - Fastest Labor Award for 2011 goes to...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/img_2039.jpg</image:loc><image:title>And the Most Hardcore Family - slash - Fastest Labor Award for 2011 goes to...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/img_1999.jpg</image:loc><image:title>And the Most Hardcore Family - slash - Fastest Labor Award for 2011 goes to...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/img_2001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>And the Most Hardcore Family - slash - Fastest Labor Award for 2011 goes to...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/img_1974.jpg</image:loc><image:title>And the Most Hardcore Family - slash - Fastest Labor Award for 2011 goes to...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/img_1988.jpg</image:loc><image:title>And the Most Hardcore Family - slash - Fastest Labor Award for 2011 goes to...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/img_0286.jpg</image:loc><image:title>And the Most Hardcore Family - slash - Fastest Labor Award for 2011 goes to...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/img_0292.jpg</image:loc><image:title>And the Most Hardcore Family - slash - Fastest Labor Award for 2011 goes to...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/img_0284.jpg</image:loc><image:title>And the Most Hardcore Family - slash - Fastest Labor Award for 2011 goes to...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/img_0285.jpg</image:loc><image:title>And the Most Hardcore Family - slash - Fastest Labor Award for 2011 goes to...</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-27T21:17:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/05/26/morning-in-the-life-of-a-very-humbled-dog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/seabass-chasing-murphy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seabass chasing Murphy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-27T03:16:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/05/24/vivo-el-seabass/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc07028.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07028</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc07023.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07023</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc07011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07011</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc07010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07010</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc07008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07008</image:title><image:caption>CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW CUTE THIS SHOT IS?!??</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc07005.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07005</image:title><image:caption>More pinata whacking.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc07004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07004</image:title><image:caption>Pinata whacking.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc07002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07002</image:title><image:caption>Watching the pinata exhibition.  Note the unbridled fear in spectators' eyes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc06997.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC06997</image:title><image:caption>Seabass' gang of babies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc06978.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC06978</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-26T17:40:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/05/18/what-a-bunch-of-freaks-you-are/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/searches.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Searches</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-18T19:40:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/05/12/im-pretty-sure-jake-planted-this-in-my-path-in-case-i-start-thinking-about-having-a-second-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/sleep-log.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sleep Log</image:title><image:caption>My eyes!!  It's burning my eyes!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-06T22:59:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/05/10/seabass-year-one/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-12T21:33:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/04/29/there-goes-that/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-26T20:36:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/04/26/back-with-a-vengeance-part-2-one-nap/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/play-date.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Play Date</image:title><image:caption>Play date with another fishy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/play-date-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Play Date 2</image:title><image:caption>Play date with YET ANOTHER fishy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/boa-boy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Boa Boy</image:title><image:caption>The photo Jake was terrified to find.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-08T16:20:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/04/25/back-with-a-vengeance-part-1-the-house/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dsc068391.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC06839</image:title><image:caption>Before: KITCHEN</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dsc06923.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC06923</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dsc06920.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC06920</image:title><image:caption>Before: Living Room</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dsc06917.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC06917</image:title><image:caption>After: Ceiling</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dsc06911.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC06911</image:title><image:caption>After: Living Room</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dsc06910.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC06910</image:title><image:caption>After: DINING ROOM</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dsc06896.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC06896</image:title><image:caption>Hard at work</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dsc06849.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC06849</image:title><image:caption>Seabass exploring his new backyard</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dsc06843.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC06843</image:title><image:caption>The pee-encrusted toilet</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dsc06838.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC06838</image:title><image:caption>Before: DINING ROOM</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-07T02:42:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/04/07/the-breaking-point/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-27T08:25:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/04/05/so-i-dont-post-for-a-week-and-you-all-just-leave-harumph/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-06T01:54:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/03/23/controversy-wednesday-caesarian-sections/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/monkey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Monkey</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-28T04:39:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/03/22/please-for-the-love-of-all-thats-holy-shut-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/chainsaw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chainsaw</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-22T20:14:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/03/17/a-post-about-seabass-grabbing-his-junk-and-poo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/sword.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sword!</image:title><image:caption>Distraction: Whatever it takes to get the job done.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/self-grabbing-google-results.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Self-grabbing Google results</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-20T22:09:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/03/17/breastfeeding-cookbook-winner/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-17T16:27:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/03/14/a-page-turner-for-the-whip-it-out-crowd/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/book-cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Little Book of Breastfeeding Recipes</image:title><image:caption>Where all my time has gone of late.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-15T22:10:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/03/10/the-best-thing-ever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/dsc06865.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC06865</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-27T19:13:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/03/07/crazy-monkey-laser-face/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/laserbaby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>laserbaby</image:title><image:caption>True art.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-11T03:49:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/03/05/girls-only-today-boys-go-away/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/letspanic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>letspanic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-15T03:26:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/03/04/suit-up-show-up-and-grow-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/my_hipstaprint_0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Man of My Dreams</image:title><image:caption>The man of my dreams.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-07T16:33:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/02/28/come-on-over-the-schadenfreudes-on-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/bad-boy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bad Boy</image:title><image:caption>Little sleepy dumpling.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-02T01:35:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/02/23/controversy-wednesday-parenting-taboos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/love-for-offspring-over-time.png</image:loc><image:title>Love for Offspring Over Time</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-27T17:36:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/02/21/im-sorry-your-baby-shower-will-never-be-as-cool-as-mine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/pan02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pan02</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/shower-invite.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shower Invite</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/img_3168.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3168</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/img_3068.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3068</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/img_3048.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3048</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/img_3046.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3046</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/img_3037.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3037</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/img_3036.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3036</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/img_3008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3008</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/img_2979.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2979</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-24T02:30:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/02/15/of-infants-and-insanity-getting-comfy-with-chaos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/feedin-mom.png</image:loc><image:title>Feedin Mom</image:title><image:caption>www.FeedinMom.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-16T15:12:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/02/14/who-cares-if-it-doesnt-rhyme-its-true/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/seabass-valentine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seabass valentine</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-18T21:29:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/02/11/dear-teenaged-seabass-forgive-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/inappropriate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Inappropriate</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-18T21:25:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/02/09/controversy-wednesday-germs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/sick-kid2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sick kid2</image:title><image:caption>But the moment he saw the camera, he wanted THAT in his mouth, too.  Hey kid, that's how this whole illness thing got started, dontchaknow.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/sick-kid1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sick kid1</image:title><image:caption>And then he even laid his little (giant) head on my chest.  Ohmygoodness!  Call Guiness!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/sick-kid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sick kid</image:title><image:caption>Sick me + Sick Seabass = Very tough.  However, he nuzzled into my arms, which was a first!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/cute-tush.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cute tush</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-15T03:09:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/02/04/and-leons-getting-laaaaaaarger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/26-lb-sea-bass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>26-lb sea bass</image:title><image:caption>See how his right arm is straining?  Yeah.  I carry that around ALL DAY LONG.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-05T03:50:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/02/02/controversy-wednesday-i-rode-a-bicycle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/bicycle-woman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bicycle woman</image:title><image:caption>OMG, I'm doing it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-04T02:50:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/01/31/i-left-my-sanity-in-san-francisco/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/sf7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SF7</image:title><image:caption>The Asylum Street Spankers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/sf6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SF6</image:title><image:caption>At the concert.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/sf5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SF5</image:title><image:caption>Gastropub for dinner.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/sf4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SF4</image:title><image:caption>Plenty to look at from a city bus.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/sf3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SF3</image:title><image:caption>25-lb. Seabass+Stroller+SF hill=Good workout</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/sf2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SF2</image:title><image:caption>Seabass preparing for a day out on the town.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/sf-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SF 1</image:title><image:caption>Our friends' sweet home in the city.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-05T03:47:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/01/28/just-when-you-think-it-couldnt-get-wilder/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/manmilk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>manmilk</image:title><image:caption>Ah, Internet.  How you make me smile.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-29T23:54:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/01/26/controversy-wednesday-chinese-parenting/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-23T16:38:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/01/27/pregnant-at-the-prom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/pregnant-prom-picture.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pregnant Prom Picture</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-27T20:46:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/01/20/five-tips-for-a-blissful-budget-babymoon/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-26T11:05:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/01/18/my-wardrobe-has-been-seabassed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/3580_new_york_dark_l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3580_new_york_dark_l</image:title><image:caption>7 for All Mankind A-Pockets</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/my-boots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>my boots</image:title><image:caption>Ariat Western Heritage J Toe</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/polka-dots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>polka dots</image:title><image:caption>Polka dot girliness</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/isette-earrings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>isette earrings</image:title><image:caption>http://www.etsy.com/people/Isette</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-23T18:10:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/01/17/how-to-please-a-seabass/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/cbass-swingin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cbass swingin</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-22T18:00:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/01/13/plan-of-attack-for-a-high-needs-boy-and-an-overwhelmed-mom-part-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/wake-up-baby-boy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wake up baby boy</image:title><image:caption>What I recently walked into after one of Seabass' naps.  I swear, his cuteness is UNSTOPPABLE!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-18T23:41:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/01/12/plan-of-attack-for-a-high-needs-boy-and-an-overwhelmed-mom-part-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/jane-fonda-workout.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jane-fonda-workout</image:title><image:caption>Jane Fonda Signature Pose #2</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/jane-fonda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jane fonda</image:title><image:caption>Jane Fonda Signature Pose #1</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-14T02:25:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/01/11/plan-of-attack-for-a-high-needs-boy-and-an-overwhelmed-mom-part-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/god.png</image:loc><image:title>God</image:title><image:caption>I hope your view of God is informed by more than Monty Python.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-14T02:19:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/01/10/plan-of-attack-for-a-high-needs-boy-and-an-overwhelmed-mom-part-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/dumb-and-dumber.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dumb and Dumber</image:title><image:caption>Pills are good!  Pills are GOOOOOOD!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-12T00:23:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/01/06/this-is-brilliant-and-terrifying/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/salad-woman-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>salad-woman-4</image:title><image:caption>"God help me, I'm so relaxed out here alone that this salad seems hilarious."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-07T18:29:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/01/05/controversy-wednesday-acting-like-a-non-parent-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/nye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NYE by Josh McFadden</image:title><image:caption>It's like "Where's Waldo?"  Can you spot me and Jake?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-06T16:27:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/01/04/i-grew-a-tooth-today-mommy-what-did-you-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/creepy-teething-painting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Creepy teething painting</image:title><image:caption>The benefit of having a generally fussy baby?  Teething doesn't seem all that bad!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-09T01:25:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2011/01/03/i-wont-go-back-i-wont-wahhhhhhhhhh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/into-the-mouth-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Into the Mouth 5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/into-the-mouth-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Into the Mouth 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/into-the-mouth-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Into the Mouth 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/into-the-mouth-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Into the Mouth 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/family-christmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Family Christmas</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/c-bass-christmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>C-Bass Christmas</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/into-the-mouth-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Into the Mouth 3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-09T01:24:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/12/31/proof-that-the-world-is-going-to-hell-in-a-handbasket/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/babymaker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>babymaker</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-04T18:19:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/12/23/controversy-thursday-kids-at-the-theater/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/hilary-nutcracker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hilary Nutcracker</image:title><image:caption>I was looking for a photo of some unhappy child at The Nutcracker, but Google knew to give me this instead.  Because it's hilarious.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-24T05:30:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/12/20/read-this-before-taking-those-pregnancy-photos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/pregnant-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pregnant 6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/pregnant-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pregnant 5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/pregnant-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pregnant 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/pregnant-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pregnant 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/pregnant-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pregnant 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/pregnant-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pregnant 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-31T16:41:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/12/16/this-kid-is-into-e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-16T19:11:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/12/15/controversy-wednesday-baby-talk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/at-the-cafe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>At the cafe</image:title><image:caption>How am I supposed to resist this cuteness?  I ask you.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-01T19:35:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/12/14/good-stuff-6-moms-group-a-k-a-no-way-your-nipples-do-that-too/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/seabass-and-friends.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seabass and Friends</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/bad-corban.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bad Corban</image:title><image:caption>An early shot of all the babies.  Yup, that's ours.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-16T03:37:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/12/10/how-do-you-spell-mom-g-u-i-l-t/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/first-halloween.jpg</image:loc><image:title>First Halloween</image:title><image:caption>2010</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-11T01:18:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/12/08/controversy-wednesday-letting-men-be-men/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/daddy-and-baby-cuteness.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Daddy and Baby cuteness</image:title><image:caption>An awfully good-looking pair of guys.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-09T16:49:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/12/07/eight-questions-for-a-terrific-labor-and-delivery-nurse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/dsc06512.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seabass on the floor</image:title><image:caption>Mama's scrumptious little muffin</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/dsc06505.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC06505</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-08T14:12:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/12/03/a-whole-new-method-for-stalking-people-on-the-internet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/biz-cards.jpg</image:loc><image:title>biz cards</image:title><image:caption>Ew, business.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-03T21:18:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/12/02/youre-so-going-to-think-i-have-an-eating-disorder/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-06T05:19:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/12/01/controversy-wednesday-calling-quits-on-breastfeeding/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/mmmmm-sweet-potatoes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dinner time</image:title><image:caption>Sweet potatoes: NUMMY</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/sleeping-precious-boy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sleeping Precious Boy</image:title><image:caption>I think he's getting enough.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-06T20:00:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/12/01/apron-giveaway-winner/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-01T18:25:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/11/29/cyber-monday-giveaway/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/mama_bird_aprons_007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mama_bird_aprons_007</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/mama_bird_aprons_006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mama_bird_aprons_006</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/mama_bird_aprons_005.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mama_bird_aprons_005</image:title><image:caption>Mama Bird and Baby Bird aprons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-30T19:10:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/11/28/the-seabass-circus-goes-on-the-road/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/snow-bunnies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snow bunnies</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/smarty-pants.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smarty Pants</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/reindeer-boy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Reindeer Boy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/nanny-visit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nanny visit</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/class-act.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Class act</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/first-snow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>First Snow</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-01T03:22:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/11/26/a-new-kind-of-thankful/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-27T18:05:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/11/21/on-a-good-day-i-so-totally-agree-with-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/sitting-up.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sitting Up</image:title><image:caption>Sitting up, all grown-up-like.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-22T00:24:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/11/18/heres-why-seabass-will-take-music-lessons/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-22T00:20:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/11/17/controversy-wednesday-vaccination/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/vaccination.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vaccination</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/gerber-shot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gerber Shot</image:title><image:caption>My precious little pincushion.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-23T22:27:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/11/16/oh-yeah-the-dog-part-deux/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/the-precious-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Precious 1</image:title><image:caption>Watch yo back, suckas.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-20T01:06:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/11/15/poll-time-long-or-short/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/short-hair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Short hair</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/jaime.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jaime</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-21T23:26:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/11/14/sunday-phlegmy-sunday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/bedside-table.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bedside table</image:title><image:caption>Anything missing?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-15T04:33:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/11/12/nothing-like-a-bit-of-demotivation-to-kick-off-the-weekend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/sacrificedemotivationalposter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sacrificedemotivationalposter</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-16T22:01:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/11/11/the-best-medicine-for-a-sick-nursing-mother/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/halpert-baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halpert Baby</image:title><image:caption>Okay, so it's a little creepy that there's a fake blog for a fake couple and their fake baby.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-12T15:25:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/11/09/miracle-blanket-giveaway-winner/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-09T18:39:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/11/08/for-this-i-will-most-assuredly-be-sent-to-hell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/baby-bach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Baby Bach</image:title><image:caption>Just this once...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-11T07:29:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/11/06/some-of-the-best-advice-ive-received-as-a-new-parent/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dsc06384.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seabass eating</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-16T01:09:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/11/05/nest-pendant-winner-and-a-miracle-blanket-giveaway/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/miracle-blanket-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Miracle Blanket Logo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/miracle-blanket-baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Miracle blanket baby</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-08T23:08:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/11/04/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-two-distinct-eyebrows/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dsc064831.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Christmas List</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dsc06483.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Christmas List</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/frida.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Frida</image:title><image:caption>Dear Santa, A little help?  Please? Love, Jaime</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-10T02:50:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/11/03/controversy-wednesday-sex-after-baby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/um.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MY CRAZY MOTHER</image:title><image:caption>I have no idea what this is, but somehow it feels appropriate.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-04T00:13:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/11/02/are-you-nuts/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-04T05:03:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/11/01/thank-god-for-naps/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dsc06379.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC06379</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-04T00:07:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/10/30/my-town-can-beat-up-your-town/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/tom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tom</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/my-monkey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Monkey</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/munchkin-march.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Munchkin March</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/monkey-and-me.png</image:loc><image:title>Monkey and me</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/jims-campus-camera.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jim's Campus Camera</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/cutest-banana-ever.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cutest Banana Ever</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-04T00:06:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/10/29/does-this-mean-hell-turn-blue/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/blue-milk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blue Milk</image:title><image:caption>Is it periwinkle or powder blue?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-01T21:06:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/10/28/easy-christmas-shopping-for-housebound-mommies/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-27T04:05:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/10/27/controversy-wednesday-blogging-about-baby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/dsc06405.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seabass surprise</image:title><image:caption>Just wait till he sees what I've blogged about him.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-21T05:23:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/10/23/its-okay-to-be-jealous/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/dsc06435.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Office</image:title><image:caption>The Office</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-23T23:05:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/10/22/blessed-nonsense/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-28T14:19:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/10/21/apology-thursday-i-was-wrong/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/100_0138.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wakey Wakey</image:title><image:caption>My penance for being bad.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-23T22:30:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/10/20/controversy-wednesday-crying-it-out/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/cutest-boy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cutest Boy</image:title><image:caption>Does this child look maladjusted to you?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-21T14:16:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/10/19/beer-and-diapers-a-love-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/beer_and_baby.gif</image:loc><image:title>beer_and_baby</image:title><image:caption>Like peas and carrots.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-16T14:34:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/10/18/how-to-turn-your-husband-on-keep-your-baby-happy-save-time-and-eat-like-royalty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/gwyneth-making-dinner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gwyneth makes dinner</image:title><image:caption>Wow.  Isn't the maid supposed to do that?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-19T02:59:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/10/17/a-desperate-cry-for-affection/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/dsc06421.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chalkboard</image:title><image:caption>One of these things just isn't the same.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-18T01:37:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/10/16/the-one-thing-ive-looked-forward-to-all-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/unicorn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unicorn</image:title><image:caption>Dates With Self: Sited as often as unicorns.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/2007_08_nytimessize.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NY Times</image:title><image:caption>My drug of choice.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-17T06:49:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/10/15/is-it-teething-time-or-is-he-just-allergic-to-pumpkins/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/pammys-attic-necklace.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pammy's Attic Necklace</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/dsc06418.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Unhappy Autumn</image:title><image:caption>I told you he's been fussy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-18T18:39:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/10/14/poll-time-why-would-anyone-have-another-child/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/dsc06417.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seabass the Gerber Baby</image:title><image:caption>Incidentally, HOW GORGEOUS IS MY BABY???</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-23T12:46:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/10/12/seven-reasons-nursing-humans-have-it-better-than-nursing-hogs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/seven-teet-hog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seven teet hog</image:title><image:caption>And I thought I had it bad.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-14T02:58:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/10/11/oh-yeah-the-dog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/murph-the-cowboy.png</image:loc><image:title>Murph the Cowboy</image:title><image:caption>Wow. I really am America's Cutest Dog (II).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/dsc06215.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC06215</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-11T21:42:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/10/10/embarrassing-bathtime-photo-that-will-haunt-him-for-eternity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/dsc06385.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC06385</image:title><image:caption>Caught in the act.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-10T16:14:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/10/09/music-to-my-ears/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-09T23:49:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/10/08/on-loss/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/true-love.jpg</image:loc><image:title>true love</image:title><image:caption>No one told us it would be so hard.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/vintage_baby_pic_2123.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vintage_baby_pic_2123</image:title><image:caption>The proverbial carrot.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-10T23:59:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/10/06/controversy-wednesdays-drinking-alcohol/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/beer-before-bed.gif</image:loc><image:title>beer-before-bed</image:title><image:caption>No need to send hate mail for this.  It's a joke.  And a funny one, too.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-08T18:42:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/10/05/two-reasons-our-anniversary-is-different-this-year/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/cupcake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cupcake</image:title><image:caption>Jake's Gold Standard: Funfetti.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-08T01:06:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/10/01/my-kingdom-for-a-house/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>House</image:title><image:caption>Ah, the good old days, when a house in California didn't cost you your soul.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-12T18:33:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/09/30/poll-time-kids-and-happiness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/time.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Time</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-01T15:07:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/09/29/dirty-dancing-the-1-thing-dads-are-good-for/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/dirty-dancing1.png</image:loc><image:title>Dirty Dancing</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/dirty-dancing.png</image:loc><image:title>Dirty Dancing</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-29T23:19:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/09/25/hallelujah-its-a-miracle/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-04T02:22:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/09/24/poll-time-hurts-so-bad-or-hurts-so-good/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/fm477_night_of_the_living_dead1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Night of the Living Dead</image:title><image:caption>My new, unintentional look.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-26T15:22:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/09/23/hes-rolling-over-yippee/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/100_0389.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_0389</image:title><image:caption>Suited-up and ready for roll-training.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-26T07:27:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/06/29/all-natural-dog-treat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/murph.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Murph</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-22T15:51:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/06/30/lactation-lamentation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/smile-small3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smile - small</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/smile.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smile</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-14T16:09:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/07/01/good-stuff-1-husband/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/daddy-and-baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Daddy and Baby</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/daddy-and-baby-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Daddy and Baby 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-10T22:08:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/07/02/crying-and-peeing-together/</loc><lastmod>2025-02-09T04:32:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/07/04/happy-feet/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-22T15:50:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/07/05/good-stuff-2-miracle-blanket-aka-back-in-the-swaddle-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/swaddle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Swaddle</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-22T15:50:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/07/06/wake-up-seabass/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/arcadefire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>arcadefire</image:title><image:caption>Arcade Fire</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-22T15:50:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/07/07/no-offense-you-hippies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/family-bed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Family bed</image:title><image:caption>The family bed of our fears</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-22T15:50:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/07/08/good-stuff-3-grandmas-biological-and-otherwise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/c-and-grandma.jpg</image:loc><image:title>C and Grandma</image:title><image:caption>Grandma Lewis</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/c-and-oma.jpg</image:loc><image:title>C and Oma</image:title><image:caption>Oma Johnson</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-22T15:49:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/07/10/my-first-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/tomatoes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tomatoes</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-22T15:49:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/07/12/seabass-happy-place/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dachshund.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dachshund</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/buck-head.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buck head</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/making-the-buck-head.jpg</image:loc><image:title>making the buck head</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/birds-close.jpg</image:loc><image:title>birds close</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/nursery-art.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nursery art</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/glider-bookshelf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>glider-bookshelf</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/crib-shot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crib shot</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/changing-table.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nursery 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mos</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-22T15:48:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/07/24/seabass-first-word/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/sigmund-freud-photo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sigmund Freud</image:title><image:caption>A slip! A very palpable slip!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/mfln384l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mfln384l</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-22T15:47:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/07/28/the-post-where-i-complain-about-getting-old/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/the-black-seeds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-black-seeds</image:title><image:caption>The Masters of My Funk Paradise.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-22T15:47:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/07/29/and-the-winner-is/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-22T15:47:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/07/30/ouch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ecard.png</image:loc><image:title>ecard</image:title><image:caption>Oh, it hurts.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-22T15:47:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/08/01/god-help-us-we-bought-a-new-camera/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/corban-11-wks-068.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mom and Seabass</image:title><image:caption>Reading a book together in the afternoon</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/corban-11-wks-062.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Corban 11 wks 062</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/corban-11-wks-060.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Corban 11 wks 060</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/corban-11-wks-058.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Corban 11 wks 058</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/corban-11-wks-057.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Corban 11 wks 057</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/corban-11-wks-056.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Corban 11 wks 056</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/corban-11-wks-052.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Corban 11 wks 052</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/corban-11-wks-050.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Corban 11 wks 050</image:title><image:caption>Sigh.  Standard photo secretly taken by Jake and left on the camera for me to discover.  Lovely.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/corban-11-wks-048.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Corban 11 wks 048</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/corban-11-wks-037.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Corban 11 wks 037</image:title><image:caption>I gave up makeup months ago.  What's the point?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-22T15:47:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/08/02/good-stuff-4-swing-aka-welcome-to-the-machine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/starlight-papasan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Starlight Papasan</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-22T15:46:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/08/04/i-thought-this-day-would-never-come-and-hey-look-it-still-hasnt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/12-weeks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12 weeks</image:title><image:caption>Bad, bad baby.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-22T15:46:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/08/11/look-seabass-is-famous/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/100_0119.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_0119</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-22T15:46:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/2010/08/12/in-this-episode-sleep-consultants-restore-mommys-will-to-live/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://higherhighslowerlows.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/jersey-shore-boy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jersey Shore Boy</image:title><image:caption>Seabass in his Jersey Shore 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