Sorry folks, no witty narratives today. Just photos. Enjoy.
Sorry folks, no witty narratives today. Just photos. Enjoy.
I’m embarrassed to admit that before Seabass sashayed into my life, I used to think this way.
“Seriously?!?” I thought to myself. “You’re posting yet another album of pictures of your kid sitting on the toilet?!? *GIANT SIGH.*”
I’m also pretty sure I promised myself I would regularly update my Facebook status saying something that didn’t have anything to do with the baby.
Yeeeeeaaaahh.
Marta from Minnesota, you have won the signed copy of Kathleen Huggins’ celebrated book, The Nursing Mother’s Companion. Woot!
To the rest of you who signed up as subscribers, I will do my best not to disappoint you with weary tales from early motherhood. Stay on the scene.
Jaime
Like every Saturday morning, Jake sat eating his breakfast while I checked e-mail at the laptop. The silence was broken by his chuckle.
“Oh man, I just remembered the dream I had last night.”
“Do tell, darling.”
“Okay. We were going to sleep, and for some reason we had Seabass with us in the bed. As we lay there, drifting off, he suddenly decided to utter his first word.”
“…which was…?”
“SEXY.”
“No way.”
“Yes. Sexy. And as soon as he said it, I thought, ‘We have to put this in the blog! It’s his first word!'”
So here it is, in the blog. Our son’s first (virtual) word is sexy. Freudians, have at it.
Seabass and I are pretty shocked at the interest we’ve received from readers around the world. I had no idea that exposing the blase innards of my new mommy heart would attract such a crowd. Thank you for the 5,000 hits and 200-something comments that it took me well over 2 hours of Seabass’ nap to read through. What fun!
Seabass is one serious fuss monkey today (I think I had too much dairy in my WHITE SAUCE, TRIPLE CHEESE LASAGNA, do you?) so I’m going to make this post quick. Putting on my mercenary hat:
All new subscribers to Higher Highs, Lower Lows by next Wednesday, July 28 will be entered to win a signed copy of the newly-released 6th edition of The Nursing Mother’s Companion by Kathleen Huggins.
And by “new subscribers” I mean anyone I didn’t already know before getting Freshly Pressed.
Back to the circus…
Wow. Wow. On a day when Seabass just CANNOT pull it together and has me chasing my tail in desperation, I’ve just been given a little pick-me-up. It’s like I’ve made contact with Steven Spielberg or Chuck Norris or something. Check it out:
Hello, please pardon the intrusion. I’m Mike Gatten, inventor of Miracle Blanket. Your blog was brought to my attention because of your mention of the Miracle Blanket. (And a great job telling your story I might add!) I can’t thank you and others enough for helping us spread the word because people just don’t believe us when we tell them it might be “this easy.” That’s why word-of-mouth has been the biggest source of growth for us since day one.
To show our gratitude I’d like to send you a free Miracle Blanket.
Please contact Susan in Marketing and let her know what color you would like.
And again, thank you very much.
Mike
Mike, from all the mommies of crazy colicky babies, thank you. Your product kicks serious swaddle blanket heiney.
And sheesh, I guess people really do read mom blogs.
Hello, please pardon the intrusion. I’m Mike Gatten, inventor of Miracle Blanket. Your blog was brought to my attention because of your mention of the Miracle Blanket. (And a great job telling your story I might add!) I can’t thank you and others enough for helping us spread the word because people just don’t believe us when we tell them it might be “this easy.” That’s why word-of-mouth has been the biggest source of growth for us since day one.
To show our gratitude I’d like to send you a free Miracle Blanket.
Please contact Susan in Marketing and let her know what color you would like. Susan@MiracleBlanket.com or (214) 675.0539 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting (214) 675.0539 end_of_the_skype_highlighting.
And again, thank you very much.
Mike
The camera isn’t working. Significance: We’re losing precious moments of Seabass cuteness. WHAT DO WE DO?!????
Don’t worry – we’re working on it. (I should say Dad is working on it. Do I have time to hunt down long-lost warranties and tinker with the delicate innards of a digital camera? Ha! No.) In the meantime, how about we take a tour of the room where I spend about 40% of my time these days? This way to the nursery!
Let me just start by saying that we are not rich. (RANT: Remember the days when two people with college degrees from good schools got wonderful jobs and didn’t have to worry about money? Not so anymore. Welcome to San Luis Obispo, California, where the weather’s impeccable, the community, inviting, and where well-paying jobs and cheap homes are near-mythological.) We knew we had to keep things cheap if we wanted a nursery with any kind of charm, so I turned to a terrific website called Oh-Dee-Doh. Their focus is on real people who decorate spaces for their children with spunk and ingenuity. One nursery, called “Charley Mae’s Modern Eclectic,” was the inspiration for our li’l Seabass’ nest. I loved the hunting and fishing theme, the crispness of the colors and the use of vintage and homespun elements alongside modern pieces.
So I kinda copied it a lot.
For instance, Jake made a foam core buck head (from a pattern on the www) and covered it in fun patterned paper. And I took a photo of a seabass using it as a template for this simple trophy fish.
I also admired the bird mobile in the Oh-Dee-Doh nursery, so I found a pattern for that and made it all out of scrap fabric and sticks from our yard. It hangs over Seabass’ bed and sometimes I catch him watching it turn. I love that something so functional and adorable was absolutely free!
As for the furniture in C’s nursery, I had to work some Craigslist magic. The crib was originally $395, but we got it from a nice woman in Paso Robles for a mere $65 because it was missing hardware and had scratches where its last inhabitant munched on it as a teething aid. With a little help from my handy dad, we got the hardware squared away while a little soap, water and elbow grease took care of the teeth marks.
The glider and ottoman were $10 on Craigslist because a young mom in Los Osos was tired of looking at the formula stains on the upholstery. Ten bucks: are you serious? Don’t mind if I do! With the help of a staple gun, a sewing machine and some cheap gingham, I was able to reupholster that bad boy to be good-as-new.
The dresser/changing table was definitely the most challenging of the furniture pieces. I loved its height and the shape of its legs, but it was from the home of a serious smoker. After scrubbing/primering/painting the whole thing to eliminate the smell and replacing some of the hardware, I feel that the $65 we paid was a little steep for all the work that went into it. I still love how it looks, though.
Other than a floor lamp and a shaggy brown rug, the rest of the room is comprised entirely of furnishings we already owned: A cheap standing bookshelf from Ikea years ago; concert posters for the bands My Morning Jacket and Calexico that I’d had framed for Jake; a pretty white shelf my dad made me for an apartment in San Francisco; mirrors in the shape of New Zealand’s two islands from our travels abroad; and a “howdy” wielded from barbed wire by a friend of my brother’s. It felt good to find a home for these things that hadn’t fit in anywhere else in our tiny home.
When all was said and done, I truly fell in love with this room. But there was still something missing: a night light! I found the dachshund night light from the Oh-Dee-Doh nursery online, but it was out of our price range. (Meaning: it was more than four dollars.) So I put it on C’s registry as one of only a few non-practical items (along with the Billy Bob teeth pacifier – I mean, come ON) hoping that someone would indulge us. Two baby showers came and went, but no night light.
Then, on the day we came home with C from the hospital, we walked gingerly, nervously, to our front door with the little dude in his infant car seat and found a package from Oma on the doorstep. The night light! “It’s Seabass’ first birthday gift,” she told me on the phone. Once again, hooray for grandmas! At last, our sweet nest for the baby was complete.
When Jake and I first discovered we were pregnant with our precious C, we immediately started discussing which song would be perfect for his birth slide show. The unanimous choice was Arcade Fire’s “Wake Up” for its epic grandiosity.
And here we are, nine months later, with a slide show of C’s birth that Jake set to Arcade Fire. How time flies. Enjoy – and crank the volume!
Note to the squeamish: As this is a BIRTH slide show, be aware that there are a few shots taken in the hospital that include blood. Booooooaah-ha-ha-ha-ha!