Everyone’s got one. A shot of themselves in the bath as a kid. A photo that will make an appearance when new boyfriends/girlfriends come home to meet the parents, in the high school yearbook, in the wedding reception slide show.
But this one has an illicit, creepy, gotcha! quality to it, what with the harsh flash and Seabass’ red-eyed surprise. Like he’s been caught in Watergate or insider trading.