…you find the second spider in three weeks crawling around inside your current bra. You know, the nursing bra that has gone from pristine white to a terrifying shade of grey since you first bought it. The one you wear because it feels so much better than your old normal bras – more like a gentle hug than a poky punishment. The one that apparently attracts spiders to call it home, causing you to yelp, jump, and flail like a psychopath in front of your neighbors while casually checking the mail.
That one.
I am Jaime, wife to Jacob. We are the smitten, stupefied, sometimes scared silly parents of a precious boy nicknamed Seabass and a darling girl nicknamed Sweet Chuck.
Higher Highs, Lower Lows 
If I found spiders in my bra I think I would need a sedative as well as a new bra. How are they getting in there??