I recently came across a cute blog featuring artwork by Iowa artist Nathan Ripperger built upon the things we say as parents. Witness the following:
It reminds me of a favorite bit by comedian Brian Regan.
It’s incredible the stuff we say. Seabass and I recently visited a restaurant’s public bathroom where I had to say out loud, “Please don’t crawl on the floor: There are icky hairs from strangers down there.” Who else would you EVER say that to besides a child?
I want to hear your doozies. Forget “Kids Say The Darndest Things.” I want to hear what you parents have caught yourselves saying.