1) “Wow, you’re only twelve weeks along? I’m sorry, but you look WAY bigger than twelve weeks!”
2) “Are you sure you don’t have two in there?”
3) “When are you due?” (Asked at 10 weeks in the grocery store by a complete stranger.)
4) “I can’t believe you’re only fourteen weeks. You’re the same size as my cousin, and she’s due tomorrow.”
Alright, listen up people. YOU CANNOT – I REPEAT, CANNOT – GO AROUND SAYING THINGS LIKE THIS TO PREGNANT WOMEN. Especially women who are baking their second, third, fourth, or fifteenth child. We know we are big. We are wearing the weight. Please, just comment on the weather and leave our bellies out of the conversation.