Wait – is she really going to name her child based on her blog comments?
Of course not, weirdo. We’ve got our daughter’s name under control, thanks.
No, this post pertains to her nickname. Seabass was named after a minor (but memorable) character in the award-winning film, Dumb and Dumber. (Read more about that here.) Now we’re looking for inspiration to nickname his new baby sister. Points will be awarded for creativity and unwillingness to bend to gender assumptions. E.g. the nickname “Bulldog” would definitely trump “Kitten” or “Sweet Pea.” The winner will be awarded a virtual high-five from me and the eternal satisfaction of knowing that he or she has contributed to the embarrassment of one of our children.
Suggestions must be made on this blog as a comment (not on Facebook). And if we don’t take a liking to any of them, we reserve the right to scrap the whole contest altogether.