I was recently hunting down an Excel spreadsheet for work and came across something that took my breath away. It’s a spreadsheet chronicling Seabass’ sleep habits when he was about three months old. Have a look.
Blue signifies Seabass’ sleep periods. Blue is also the color of relaxation and calm.
Red signifies when Seabass was awake. Red is also the color of aggression, agitation, and blood.
I must have blocked out whatever yellow stands for.
When I look at this horrid, vomitous melange of color, here’s my train of thought:
- If anyone ever accuses me of being a laid-back, easygoing type of person (not likely), I will smirk and then show them this.
- God I love Excel.
- Wouldja look at all those “fussies.” Thank you Lord, those days are over. I would choose a million days pulling Seabass out of the kitchen trash can (his newest stunt) before going back to the pain of raising him as a newborn.