Looking over the search terms that have led you, dear readers, to my blog over the past year, I get a little creeped out. Sure, the most common searches are for “higher highs lower lows,” but guess what the FOURTH most common search words are?
- peeing together
And the FIFTH?
- netflix envelope
Incredible. When I started this blog, I had no intention of attracting kinky nuts or poor souls who’d lost their Netflix envelope, but I’m so glad they’ve found their way here. Welcome!
Other favorite searches that have brought you to my doorstep:
- sniffing baby’s butt
- girl go away
- how to get my 12 year old son to practice more on his violin
- old people kissing
- perfect baby head
- what does having long hair feel like
- fake babies that act real
- the oh yeah dog
- when a guy and a girl hugs, does it matter who hugs higher or lower?
- what nipples look like after pumping
- why am i a high needs person
- frankenstein scar
- butt whoopin
- i’m not a nice mom
- horrid henry waking the dead
- write a short story beginning with ” i was alone in my house.”
- dad zerberts moms belly
- my dog ate a tucks pad
Keep it comin’, weirdos.
I am Jaime, wife to Jacob. We are the smitten, stupefied, sometimes scared silly parents of a precious boy nicknamed Seabass and a darling girl nicknamed Sweet Chuck.
Higher Highs, Lower Lows 
Hahaha I get REALLY random searches too. Always makes me laugh.
Where do you even get this stuff?? Are you trying to better serve your demographic? Frankenstein scar… what? 🙂
Haha, it’s always funny seeing the weird stuff people google. Yours actually isn’t that bad. Mine on the other hand…. I’m not sure if that says more about my blog, or them. Hmmm….