Today, I’m lucky to be SCARY. That’s right, I’m featured on the amazing, hilarious blog, Scary Mommy. You should really go read what I wrote, and poke around a bit on the site while you’re at it. Jill’s sense of humor does laps around mine.
Here’s the thing: The post is all about me and my stupid body. I tell you this as a warning, because I don’t want to hear any “Oh Jaime, you look great!” nonsense. It was not written to elicit compliments or flattery. I was just trying to be completely honest about a lifelong obsession that I know I share with many, many women.
Are you still here? Why haven’t you gone to Scary Mommy to read it yet?!?
Love ya.
I am Jaime, wife to Jacob. We are the smitten, stupefied, sometimes scared silly parents of a precious boy nicknamed Seabass and a darling girl nicknamed Sweet Chuck.
Higher Highs, Lower Lows 
Just read your post at Scary Mommy and it’s awesome – well done!
Woo hoo! Love it.
not so worried about the eating disorder, but wondering how many people now think you married a putz. 😦
Like so many other things you’ve blogged about, this too shall iron itself out with time. It took several years, but I really like my body better now. some of it is recovery, and some of it is resignation. Either way, I’ll take it. 😉
thanks for sharing! can totally relate. in a scary way. i’m at my pre-pregnancy weight (was after one month after birth!) but i look completely different. it’s just not enough to be at a specific weight anymore. the # means nothing. God bless shapewear.
It took me a minute to figure out “Jake’sfather” should be “Seabass’s father” or just “Jake.” At first I was a little horrified by where the story was going. LOL
Sorry, I did mean JAKE’S father. The story went under Jaime’s name because she had used my computer over Thanksgiving & I didn’t realize it was her login.
Forgive me Jake for making you look bad when in fact you have done a great job of overcome your father’s bad modeling. I need to stop posting if I can’t get the technical end down.
Whoa, where have I been this whole time?!? Okay, I’m just now seeing what happened. Yeah, no, that was Jake’s mom writing, not me! Yikes!
Sorry for not logging out, Deb. Never even considered that it might become a problem.