Dear Sir/Madam,
If there is anything worse than finding dog poop under your shoe, it is most certainly seeing dog poop rolling and flinging off of a stroller wheel and onto your pant leg.
Your dog is obviously extremely ill. How else do you explain the identically-shaped turds at regular intervals along the sidewalk of Chorro Street? This was not the work of a team of dogs. This was one dog. Yours.
Might I suggest that you investigate the BRAT Diet for your poor pooch? (It has done wonders for my oft loosey-goosey Seabass.) Or perhaps a well-stocked, handy cache of plastic bags would do the trick?
Either way, if I find your dog’s excrement on the tire of my stroller again, I will hunt you down and force-feed your dog Immodium AD with my own two hands.
Sincerely,
Jaime
I am Jaime, wife to Jacob. We are the smitten, stupefied, sometimes scared silly parents of a precious boy nicknamed Seabass and a darling girl nicknamed Sweet Chuck.
Higher Highs, Lower Lows 
This reminds me of the Craigslist post about falling with your skirt over your head when we lived in the city.
AMEN…I walk every morning. If I can carry a little poop bag, why can’t everyone?? I amazes me that people are still so irresponsible especially here in SLO!!
Ew. Yeah, I understand its gross to pick up that loose stuff, but then walk your dog on the grass not the middle of the sidewalk.
I once chased a man down the street in my pajamas after his dog left a HUGE gift on the sidewalk in front of my house. He was on his cell phone and pretended not to see it.
Blech!!! At least it made for a good story! 😛
I think you should make them some poop pie like they did in “The Help” movie!